Funny Fails Compilation
Beware of electric …
In a high voltage power station, his workers were repairing the roof of the station calling on workers to stand ground:
– Hey, did you see 4 rope hangs down is it? Seeing then eh, took 2 of 4 fiber considered. Feel anything?
– Do not feel anything.
– Good. 2 Do not touch the other wire, high voltage is charred touch it!
The secret of success
Reporters interviewed a famous director in the business world:
– Please He said any decision principles of his success?
– I’m successful thanks to two motto: faithful and wise. Faithfulness is what they promised to do regardless of circumstances, whether to go bankrupt again, and still do.
– What a fine example for the world of business. What about how wise?
– Wisdom is simple enough: Do not promise anything before.
There was once a herd of wild boar ten rows a tandem goes, Uncle Ba Phi want to catch a herd of eleven children. Uncle climb melaleuca, the pigs go, he cut one by one between the spine, leading in turn to the child from the eleventh, just cut off the bone, not to cut off the skin.
The eleventh to stand back, tight to the new doctor. The herd pile up, the other one from buckets, pieces of skin off his back either. So doctors alarmed both pigs.
Uncle Ba Phi talented boys, girls Uncle Ba Phi good also. One night wondering about the village tiger caught swine and dogs. Uncle Ba Phi girls brings mortar to grind grain shed. Uncle son called her aunt in the house. Vicious dogs gathered around a mortar. There stood a tiger unknown spy ever since, saw her aunt went out, and the dog jumped into the house arrest. The two legs of a tiger before Christmas day grind hit. Tiger taken out forever, just pull back, pull forward, pulling nostalgic. Just pour a polished rice mortar was milled off. Uncle Ba Phi rice baskets bring another girl into a mortar to grind tiger. Tiger just have to grind all the time. Old lady started it all 25 bushels of rice milling let it out.